22 Best Bra Quotes & Funny Captions

Best Bra Quotes & Captions

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Bras is just more than a garment. It plays a key role in everyday fashion. Keeping that thing in mind, we tried collecting some best and funny bra quotes.

Here is our collection of some of the best and funny bra quotes. These bra captions and saying are quite interesting and some of them even have deep meaning.

So just enjoy reading and share them.

“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand”

― Lani Lynn Vale
“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand”

“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.”

~ Jasinda Wilder
A friend is like a good bra hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart. _ Jasinda Wilder

Anytime I don’t have to wear a bra is a good day.

― Amanda Seales
Anytime I don't have to wear a bra is a good day.

“Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.”

~ Demetri Martin
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many

“First rule of cleavage: it’s not how low you go, but where and when you show.”

― Elisabeth Dale
“First rule of cleavage it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.

“Bad bananas are like push-up bras–a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we’re not supposed to complain.”

― Kate Lebo
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.“

“In 1991, the average bra size in the U.S wad 34B. Today (2007) it’s 36C.”

― Dan Taylor
“In 1991, the average bra size in the U.S wad 34B. Today (2007) it's 36C.”

“Each individual woman’s body demands to be accepted on its own terms.”

~ Gloria Steinem
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms. _ Gloria Steinem

“Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.”

~ Natasha Hamilton
Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.

“Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl’s undergarments: the bra is always key.”

~ Candice Huffine
Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl's undergarments the bra is always key. Candice Huffine

“Forty pictures I was in, and all I remember is ‘What kind of bra will you be wearing today, honey?’ That was always the area of big decision – from the neck to the navel.”

~ Donna Reed
Forty pictures I was in, and all I remember is 'What kind of bra will you be wearing today, honey' That was always the area of big decision - from the neck to the navel.

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

~ Donna Roberts
Friends are like bras close to your heart and there for support. Donna Roberts

“I didn’t even know my bra size until I made a movie.”

~ Angelina Jolie
I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.

“I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.”

~ Laurie Notaro
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

“I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!”

~ Fergie
I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!

“Friends are the support bras of life.”

~ Lisa Kleypas
Friends are the support bras of life.

“If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra. If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.”

~ Rihanna
If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.

“I’m not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!”

~ Katherine Heigl
I'm not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot Katherine Heigl

In my film ‘Queen’, there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes… We see props as they are. A woman’s bra is not a danger to the society.

― Kangana Ranaut
In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra.

“People think I’m trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It’s really that I’m a tomboy at heart.”

~ Cameron Diaz
People think I'm trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It's really that I'm a tomboy at heart.

“Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.”

~ Neneh Cherry
Who needs a handbag I put my money in my bra.

“With small breasts, you don’t have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.”

~ Sandra Oh
With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.

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