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In this article, we have made a collection of some of the best and funny bra quotes. These bra captions and saying are quite interesting and some of them even have deep meaning.
So just enjoy reading and share them.
“First rule of cleavage: it’s not how low you go, but where and when you show.”― Elisabeth Dale
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras–a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we’re not supposed to complain.”― Kate Lebo
“In 1991, the average bra size in the U.S wad 34B. Today (2007) it’s 36C.”― Dan Taylor
“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand”― Lani Lynn Vale
“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.”~ Jasinda Wilder
Anytime I don’t have to wear a bra is a good day.― Amanda Seales
“Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.”~ Demetri Martin
“Each individual woman’s body demands to be accepted on its own terms.”~ Gloria Steinem
“Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.”~ Natasha Hamilton
“Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl’s undergarments: the bra is always key.”~ Candice Huffine
“Forty pictures I was in, and all I remember is ‘What kind of bra will you be wearing today, honey?’ That was always the area of big decision – from the neck to the navel.”~ Donna Reed
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”~ Donna Roberts
“I didn’t even know my bra size until I made a movie.”~ Angelina Jolie
“I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.”~ Laurie Notaro
“I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!”~ Fergie
“Friends are the support bras of life.”~ Lisa Kleypas
“If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra. If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.”~ Rihanna
“I’m not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!”~ Katherine Heigl
In my film ‘Queen’, there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes… We see props as they are. A woman’s bra is not a danger to the society.― Kangana Ranaut
“People think I’m trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It’s really that I’m a tomboy at heart.”~ Cameron Diaz
“Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.”~ Neneh Cherry
“With small breasts, you don’t have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.”~ Sandra Oh
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